Chapter I
Origins of Power
It was the Time of the Ancients (2005), when we first unearthed a mysterious sword. Ignorant about weaponry and eager to play with fire, we melted down the sword and forged that which would become our namesake: a ridiculous music video called Fabulous Secret Powers.
Carried by forces unseen — but mainly YouTube and Reddit — Fabulous Secret Powers spread far and wide, like germs at a daycare. Its falsetto-scorched cover of 4 Non Blondes’ “What’s Up?” lodged itself in the minds of millions, achieving a dubious yet undeniable legendary status.